At least you can take your kids to soccer training by car - god forbid they'd learn to move on their own! This computer fits your purse.
So, your kid wants a gaming computer, you want your kid to shut up and of course, you never learned to set borders or enforce rules around the house, because your kids just get everything.
After all, you want to spoil the brat enough to make sure they never have a chance in life, right? Don’t you dare sweat it deary. Of course you get a computer… coming right up.
(Will somebody get the fucking belt already?)
Don’t take the game-purchasing advice here serious. If you do, please play the games first to get to know they won’t turn you (or your kids) into violent monsters.
| Component type | Component | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Case | Aerocool QS-240 MicroATX MidTower Case | Looks a bit cooler | 37.94 € |
| Board | Gigabyte B365M DS3H Micro ATX LGA1151 | Somewhat equal | 82.7 € |
| PSU | be quiet! System Power 9 400W 80+ Bronze | Somewhat equal | 48.74 € |
| CPU | Intel Core i3-9100, 3.6 GHz Quad-Core | Equal | 136.43 € |
| Cooler | ARCTIC Alpine 12 | Equal | 7.08 € |
| RAM | Kingston HyperX Fury RGB 8 GB, DDR-2666 | Superior (RGB Lighting) | 55.48 € |
| Mass Storage | Transcend 110S 256 GB M.2-2280 NVME | Equal | 45.99 € |
| GPU | EVGA GeForce GTX 1650 4GB SC ULTRA | Somewhat equal | 187.18 € |
| OS | Windows 10 or Linux | Depends | 0 € |
| Total | 601.54 € | ||
| Component type | Component | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hitman | Hitman 2 (Gold Edition) | Pedagogically valuable strategy game | 90 € |
| Fortnite Coach | Fortnite Coach (2 hours) | Because playing video games requires a fucking coach nowadays | 120 € |
| CS:GO | Counter Strike: Global Offensive | It's actually free-to-play, but shell out the cash on some shitty skins | 50 € |
| GTA V | Grand Theft Auto V | Absolutely educational and totally teaching your kid good skills to use in life. | 20 € |
| The Forest | The Forest | There's literally a whole forest outside your door, but your little bundle of joy might get hurt. Or worse, learn some life skills. So have them play this game instead. | 20 € |
| RDR 2 | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Your kid always liked cowboys, right? It has cowboys, so it definitely is for kids. Right? | 60 € |
| Dark Souls | Dark Souls - Remastered. | If cowboys are for little kids, so are knights. Right? | 40 € |