A "gaming computer" for soccer moms to buy for their spoiled brats who can't be bothered to learn to build.
With the "Northern Lights", the Hell / Idiotware team brought out the ideal computer for shutting up your kids while having them play Minecraft and Fortnite - even if you're "just a nontechnical soccer mom".
This being set aside, you could easily reproduce that.
If that seems fair, please take a moment to sober up. The base version comes in four even more expensive variants - but if you drive your kids to soccer training with a fucking tank, you'll buy them the computer they want right? I mean, support their pro-gaming career, eh?
Don't want to be a soccer mom? Or don't want to be a spoiled kid from the suburbs? Or don't want it to seem like your mommy bought the computer for you?
Worry not, for we have something for every budget - neatly tucked away under the category of SUV your mommy would drive you to soccer training.
At least you can take your kids to soccer training by car - god forbid they'd learn to move on their own! This computer fits your purse.
Check it out!What, the Golf isn't enough... The CX5 comes at almost twice the price (vendor-side), a whopping 1600 bucks for what?! Well, only the best for your angel's Fortnite Pro Career, eh?
Check it out!Well, the CX5 wasn't enough for your good little kid? Well, why don't we scale it up a notch - the x5 isn't that short of a tank anymore, you can be as reckless as you whish and teach the values to your kid that are truly important - that the rules don't apply because you're loaded. And give him a computer to match.
Check it out!If the X5 isn't enough of a tank to compensate for your reckless attitude, your matchlessly-low parking skills and the spoiled (b)rat in the back, here you go: A literal fucking military vehicle that's been refitted for the civilian roads and has to be registered as a truck for it to be legal. If that doesn't satisfy that little shit, you really have to rethink your parenting style...
Check it out!So, the first retrofitted Military Vehicle to be a mommy tank wasn't enough for you?! Well, here, it is: A literal tank, the Leopard 2, comes with anything but the cannon. Never worry about parking or reasonable criticism regarding your parenting style anymore.
Check it out!All the component prices are subject to change. Assembling the computer is required, obviously. Paying the kid next door is not recommended, but still preferable to buying prebuilt.
An operating system is required to run the computer - Linux is a free and very usable option, or pick whatever you like.
The beer and coffee cost of assembling a computer is not included in the price.
The leftover-money-purchases are not investment advice, nor mandatory. They exist as a gauge of how much you'd overpay for the computer in question if you were to purchase prebuilt.