What, the Golf isn't enough... The CX5 comes at almost twice the price (vendor-side), a whopping 1600 bucks for what?! Well, only the best for your angel's Fortnite Pro Career, eh?
So, your kid wants a gaming computer, you want your kid to shut up and of course, you never learned to set borders or enforce rules around the house, because your kids just get everything.
While you can’t afford a stretch and security guards, you still want your prescious little angel to be safe and therefore bought a bit of an SUV - well, as much as you can afford. Which isn’t much… Might be due to your PC buying decision.
Don’t take the game-purchasing advice here serious. If you do, please play the games first to get to know they won’t turn you (or your kids) into violent monsters.
| Component type | Component | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Case | Aerocool QS-240 MicroATX MidTower Case | Looks a bit cooler | 37.94 € |
| Board | Gigabyte B365M DS3H Micro ATX LGA1151 | Somewhat equal | 82.7 € |
| PSU | be quiet! System Power 9 400W 80+ Bronze | Somewhat equal | 48.74 € |
| CPU | Intel Core i5-9600K, 3.7 GHz Hexa-Core | Equal | 245 € |
| Cooler | ARCTIC Alpine 12 | Equal | 7.08 € |
| RAM | Kingston HyperX Fury RGB 8 GB, DDR-2666 x2 | Equal | 91.99 € |
| Mass Storage | Transcend 110S 256 GB M.2-2280 NVME | Equal | 45.99 € |
| Mass Storage | Western Digital Caviar Blue 1 TB, 3.5" 7200 RPM | Equal | 38.49 € |
| GPU | MSI GeForce GTX 1660 6GB GAMING X | Somewhat equal | 265.8 € |
| OS | Windows 10 or Linux | Depends | 0 € |
| Total | 863.73 € | ||
| Component type | Component | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hitman | Hitman 2 (Gold Edition) | Pedagogically valuable strategy game | 90 € |
| Fortnite Coach | Fortnite Coach (4 hours) | Because playing video games requires a fucking coach nowadays | 240 € |
| CS:GO | Counter Strike: Global Offensive | It's actually free-to-play, but shell out the cash on some shitty skins | 50 € |
| GTA V | Grand Theft Auto V | Absolutely educational and totally teaching your kid good skills to use in life. | 20 € |
| The Forest | The Forest | There's literally a whole forest outside your door, but your little bundle of joy might get hurt. Or worse, learn some life skills. So have them play this game instead. | 20 € |
| RDR 2 | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Your kid always liked cowboys, right? It has cowboys, so it definitely is for kids. Right? | 60 € |
| Dark Souls | Dark Souls - Remastered. | If cowboys are for little kids, so are knights. Right? | 40 € |
| Transport Fever | Transport Fever 2 | Trains? And capitalism? Gotta make sure that little angel knows what's important, eh? | 40 € |
| Fallout 76 | Fallout 76 | Robots? What is that fallout anyway? But it has to be good for little kids, it won awards. | 60 € |
| Skyrim | The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim | Again, it has knights, so it's gotta be for kids. | 40 € |
| Postal | Postal 2 Complete Pack | This about playing a postman, right? Has to be, why else would Steam sell it? | 20 € |
| Dead Rising Bundle | Dead Rising Bundle | It says something about ragdolls... Isn't that cute? | 50 € |