Well, the CX5 wasn't enough for your good little kid? Well, why don't we scale it up a notch - the x5 isn't that short of a tank anymore, you can be as reckless as you whish and teach the values to your kid that are truly important - that the rules don't apply because you're loaded. And give him a computer to match.
So, your kid wants a gaming computer, you want your kid to shut up and of course, you never learned to set borders or enforce rules around the house, because your kids just get everything.
You don’t have any parking skills. Or social skills. Or literally any skills. And you don’t want your kid to have any, either. So… of course, you get the X5, the computer to match your car and your purse. Well, more of a briefcase. Of course.
Don’t take the game-purchasing advice here serious. If you do, please play the games first to get to know they won’t turn you (or your kids) into violent monsters.
| Component type | Component | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Case | Aerocool QS-240 MicroATX MidTower Case | Looks a bit cooler | 37.94 € |
| Board | Gigabyte B365M DS3H Micro ATX LGA1151 | Somewhat equal | 82.7 € |
| PSU | Corsair RM 650W 80+ Gold | Somewhat equal | 96.8 € |
| CPU | Intel Core i7-9700K, 3.6 GHz Octa-Core | Equal | 403.9 € |
| Cooler | ARCTIC Alpine 12 | Equal | 7.08 € |
| RAM | Kingston HyperX Fury RGB 8 GB, DDR-2666 x2 | Equal | 91.99 € |
| Mass Storage | Transcend 110S 256 GB M.2-2280 NVME | Equal | 45.99 € |
| Mass Storage | Western Digital Caviar Blue 1 TB, 3.5" 7200 RPM | Equal | 38.49 € |
| GPU | Gigabyte GeForce RTX 2070 SUPER 8GB Windforce OC 3X | Somewhat equal | 547.99 € |
| OS | Windows 10 or Linux | Depends | 0 € |
| Total | 1352.88 € | ||
| Component type | Component | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hitman | All the Hitman games | Pedagogically valuable strategy game | 146 € |
| Fortnite Coach | Fortnite Coach (5 hours) | Because playing video games requires a fucking coach nowadays | 300 € |
| CS:GO | Counter Strike: Global Offensive | It's actually free-to-play, but shell out the cash on some shitty skins | 100 € |
| GTA V | Grand Theft Auto V - Whale Shark Bundle | Absolutely educational and totally teaching your kid good skills to use in life. Mostly the fact it's pay to win. | 50 € |
| The Forest | The Forest | There's literally a whole forest outside your door, but your little bundle of joy might get hurt. Or worse, learn some life skills. So have them play this game instead. | 20 € |
| RDR 2 | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Your kid always liked cowboys, right? It has cowboys, so it definitely is for kids. Right? | 60 € |
| Dark Souls | Dark Souls - Remastered. | If cowboys are for little kids, so are knights. Right? | 40 € |
| Transport Fever | Transport Fever 2 | Trains? And capitalism? Gotta make sure that little angel knows what's important, eh? | 40 € |
| Fallout 76 | Fallout 76 | Robots? What is that fallout anyway? But it has to be good for little kids, it won awards. | 60 € |
| Skyrim | The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim | Again, it has knights, so it's gotta be for kids. | 40 € |
| Postal | Postal 2 Complete Pack | This about playing a postman, right? Has to be, why else would Steam sell it? | 20 € |
| Dead Rising Bundle | Dead Rising Bundle | It says something about ragdolls... Isn't that cute? | 50 € |