So, the first retrofitted Military Vehicle to be a mommy tank wasn't enough for you?! Well, here, it is: A literal tank, the Leopard 2, comes with anything but the cannon. Never worry about parking or reasonable criticism regarding your parenting style anymore.
So, you’ve come to realize that you have to spend all that money on a computer…? Suit yourself, but with that thing, your kid better learn proper manners.
Because otherwise, you might, you know, ground him from using it. That might in fact give him some life lessons and some direction on how to behave.
But what do we know? We’re a website on building computers, for fucks sake. At least you didn’t get ripped off buying prebuilt, eh?
Don’t take the game-purchasing advice here serious. If you do, please play the games first to get to know they won’t turn you (or your kids) into violent monsters.
Component type | Component | Description | Price |
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Case | Aerocool QS-240 MicroATX MidTower Case | Looks a bit cooler | 37.94 € |
Board | MSI MPG Z390M GAMING EDGE AC Micro ATX LGA1151 | Vastly Superior | 181.9 € |
PSU | Corsair RM 750W 80+ Gold | Somewhat equal | 96.8 € |
CPU | Intel Core i9-9900, 3.1 GHz Octa-Core | Equal | 473.9 € |
Cooler | Boxed | Equal | 7.08 € |
RAM | Kingston HyperX Fury RGB 8 GB, DDR-2666 x2 | Equal | 91.99 € |
Mass Storage | SanDisk SSD PLUS 1TB 2,5" SSD | Superior (capcity), slightly inferior (speed) | 105.59 € |
Mass Storage | Western Digital Caviar Blue 1 TB, 3.5" 7200 RPM | Equal | 38.49 € |
GPU | Gigabyte GeForce RTX 2080 SUPER 8GB Windforce OC. x2 | AKIMBO, MOTHERFUCKER. (that's vastly superior, if you're a bit slow on the uptake) | 1585.98 € |
OS | Windows 10 or Linux | Depends | 0 € |
Total | 2619.67 € |
Component type | Component | Description | Price |
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Parenting book | Neglect and not teaching kids manners fucks them for their entire life. | Read it. Still better than buying the PC. Or the fucking tank for that matter. | 5 € |