The SMOL 2018/900

Need space on your desk, because it's also your dinner table/bong location/rolling site? Gotya.

Description

So, you need a small computer that fits on your desk and leaves room for your phone, your breakfast, lunch, dinner, a couple of beers and the bong?

Don’t worry - with this useful alternative, you will have a vastly superior computer AND the money for some of the perfect gimmicks for your home. Just don’t tell the cops where you got it and remember to enable hard disk encryption.


Hardware

Component typeComponentDescriptionPrice
Case Inter-Tech ITX M-100 Slightly larger 41.30 €
Board Asus ROG Strix H370-I H370/1151/DDR4-2666 Superior 57.85 €
PSU Integrated with the case Equal 0.00 €
CPU Intel Core i3 8100 Equal 135.90 €
Cooler Boxed Cooler Equal 0.00 €
RAM 8 GB Kingston Value DDR4-2666 CL19 Equal 64.48 €
Mass Storage 128 GB Transcend PCIe SSD Equal 37.44 €
GPU Intel UHD Graphics 630 (integrated) Integrated with CPU 0.00 €
OS Linux or Windows Vastly superior 0.0 €
Total336.97 €

And with that done, you can still afford these covert gimmicks

Component typeComponentDescriptionPrice
Goat Brown, female goat. 2 years old Is a goat. Cool. Keeps grass short. Produces Milk. 150.0 €
Ganja Farm Beginner Hydroponics Farm for 2 plants Because it\'s 4:20 twice every day and the herb ain't cheap. 250.0 €
Crossbow Hori-Zone Pistol Crossbow "Redback" 80 lbs Puts a hole into cops, Crapple advocates, Crapple products and most other things. 43.98 €
Ganja Seeds Seeds for NL and White Widow Because Ganja doesn't grow out of thin air... 98.0 €