Computers should be seen, not heard? Gotya.
Sometimes, silence is important. For example, when infiltrating an enemy base, outnumbered 100 to one. But even when you’re not a NAVY S.E.A.L or some spy-ninja kind of shit, having a computer that doesn’t make noise can be useful.
For example, it prevents your noise-sensitive coworkers from going on a killing spree, blowing up the building, or - worst of all - recommending Crapple to the purchasing department.
And there she is: The SILENT 2018, vastly superior even in noise matters. We can’t guarantee your coworkers won’t go on a killing spree - but we sure can say it wasn’t the noise causing it.
Component type | Component | Description | Price |
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Case | Inter-Tech ITX M-100 | Slightly larger | 41.30 € |
Board | Asus ROG Strix H370-I H370/1151/DDR4-2666 | Superior | 57.85 € |
PSU | Integrated with the case | Equal | 0.00 € |
CPU | Intel Core i3 8100 | Equal | 135.90 € |
Cooler | Dynatron K129 | Vastly Superior | 30.83 € |
RAM | 8 GB Kingston Value DDR4-2666 CL19 | Equal | 64.48 € |
Mass Storage | 128 GB Transcend PCIe SSD | Equal | 37.44 € |
GPU | Intel UHD Graphics 630 (integrated) | Integrated with CPU | 0.00 € |
OS | Linux or Windows | Vastly superior | 0.0 € |
Total | 367.8 € |
Component type | Component | Description | Price |
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Covert Music | Sony MDRZX310 | Because those silence-loving idiot coworkers of yours are fucking loud. | 19.99 € |
Covert Flask | Stainless steel flask w/ hopper | Because your silence-loving idiot coworkers are fucking annoying. | 10.0 € |
Covert Vodka | Vodka Puschkin | Because that flask isn't fun when it's empty. | 20.0 € |
Covert Vest | SHIELD Plate Carrier with NIJ II Inlay | Maybe your fan noise isn't the true reason why your coworkers go on a spree? | 149.0 € |
Covert Pistol | Taurus PT-111 with silencer | They won't complain about the noise, I can pretty much guarantee it. Unless you miss. | 290.0 € |