The SILENT 2018/900

Computers should be seen, not heard? Gotya.

Silent? We got your back.

Sometimes, silence is important. For example, when infiltrating an enemy base, outnumbered 100 to one. But even when you’re not a NAVY S.E.A.L or some spy-ninja kind of shit, having a computer that doesn’t make noise can be useful.

For example, it prevents your noise-sensitive coworkers from going on a killing spree, blowing up the building, or - worst of all - recommending Crapple to the purchasing department.

And there she is: The SILENT 2018, vastly superior even in noise matters. We can’t guarantee your coworkers won’t go on a killing spree - but we sure can say it wasn’t the noise causing it.


Hardware

Component typeComponentDescriptionPrice
Case Inter-Tech ITX M-100 Slightly larger 41.30 €
Board Asus ROG Strix H370-I H370/1151/DDR4-2666 Superior 57.85 €
PSU Integrated with the case Equal 0.00 €
CPU Intel Core i3 8100 Equal 135.90 €
Cooler Dynatron K129 Vastly Superior 30.83 €
RAM 8 GB Kingston Value DDR4-2666 CL19 Equal 64.48 €
Mass Storage 128 GB Transcend PCIe SSD Equal 37.44 €
GPU Intel UHD Graphics 630 (integrated) Integrated with CPU 0.00 €
OS Linux or Windows Vastly superior 0.0 €
Total367.8 €

And with that done, you can still afford these covert gimmicks

Component typeComponentDescriptionPrice
Covert Music Sony MDRZX310 Because those silence-loving idiot coworkers of yours are fucking loud. 19.99 €
Covert Flask Stainless steel flask w/ hopper Because your silence-loving idiot coworkers are fucking annoying. 10.0 €
Covert Vodka Vodka Puschkin Because that flask isn't fun when it's empty. 20.0 €
Covert Vest SHIELD Plate Carrier with NIJ II Inlay Maybe your fan noise isn't the true reason why your coworkers go on a spree? 149.0 €
Covert Pistol Taurus PT-111 with silencer They won't complain about the noise, I can pretty much guarantee it. Unless you miss. 290.0 €