You’re a pro - don’t get bullshitted like an amateur

You’re a professional. You plan, you execute, you escape. You can enter a room, confident to be the most dangerous person in it. And your hardware should be there to support you when you need it most. Well, you might or might not be 47, but either way, don’t get scammed.

But nonetheless, you deserve a pro-grade system - not some amateur bullshit. So why buy amateur-grade systems? Why get fucked over like an amateur when it’s time to go pro? Don’t get hardware that breaks under your pressure. Get something good.

Component disclaimer

The Intel Xeon W Crapple used for the 2019 Rag Pro is not for individual sale. We would normally use a CPU equal to slightly superior though, as usual - but the cache only available CPU with a cache this big in a whopping 18-core that is vastly superior to the Rag Pro’s Proprietary Xeon W.

We therefore decided to use the actual octacore W-2145, which offers 8 cores at a slightly superior 3.7 (regular) / 4.5 (turbo) GHz clock. Its cache is slightly inferior, but with the quite superior clock rate, this irons out to a slightly superior rating.

The Radeon Pro 580 X is, again, not for individual sale, so we subbed it for the nearly equal (slightly superior) RX 580 X, packing a slightly higher core and boost clock speed (1100/1200 vs 1257/1405) paid for by a slightly higher power consumption (150 W vs. 185 W). It also packs faster memory (6780 MHz vs. 8000 MHz) and actual ports (the Pro 580 X’s ports are on the mainboard)

Disclaimer

Please don’t actually go killing people. That’s only fun in video games.